its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on
hermione granger + quotes
Now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson and that he saved me in every way that a person can be saved.
Time is making fools of us again…
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.
Here are some pics from the weekend yayy
"[Game of Thrones] shows you all the different ways you can wield power. Psychologically. Physically. Sexually… Dragons."- Natalie Dormer - SDCC 2014 (via anneboleyns)
Today I went out to dinner in Los Angeles with a guy named Hamish and some friends and 1. I have never met anyone more predictably bisexual (if thats even a thing) than this guy and 2. soo awkward when he told my cousin “oh btw your ex is fucking my roomate.” ???? Like why??? Hamish???//?:??/?
Also we drove through a closed McD’s drivethru and there was a litter of baby kiTTENS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WTF MCDONALDS AND THEN WE WENT TO WENDYS DRIVE THRU AND THERE WERE FIVE ADULT CATS RUNNING AROUND THERE TOO WTF CALIFORNIA